Ok, I am performing now. I am going to show you something, however, I cannot guarantee that this thing will be useful. But do not despair; it will certainly still contain a tutorial. You will see; I am accurate, and accuracy seems important. I was up late last night thinking about what to tell you, and how I might act while I am telling you. I decided that I will need to tell you exactly all of it. After we have gone over everything, I might hope to have some position in relation to you, and we might actually begin to have a dialogue. This was the only reasonable thought I had last night. Let's begin.


Please refer to position 104 in your virtual community manuals, which is under the subheading, "Presence vs. The Internet". There are several things you should know about Presence vs. The Internet. We will derive somewhat explicit instructions for how to take our positions and know our presence before we can go any further.